We both had a little too much to drink.” However, that didn’t stop him from initiating intercourse with his wife that night.

“I was happily pumping away with a full bladder.

I began to feel the urge to ejaculate (or so I thought in my half drunken stupor). The problem was that I was peeing instead of ejaculating.” 5. Caught in the actĮliza recounts a story from her first year in college. “I was with my boyfriend in his dorm room. His roommate was away for the weekend (or so we thought). I don’t even hear the key turn in the door or anything - all of a sudden I just hear his roommate talking.” I’m under the covers giving him a blow job and having a good time. I didn’t know what to do,” Eliza recalls. “He’s just shooting the breeze with my boyfriend, and my boyfriend is trying to just play it off and is holding a conversation like I’m not even there. So I just stayed down there, perfectly still, waiting for him to go.